Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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