your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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