Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Randomize