He is an equal opportunity slut.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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