Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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