She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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