She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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