MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Randomize
