how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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