a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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