you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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