He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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