Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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