i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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