yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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