His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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