I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
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