normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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