I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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