He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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