butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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