it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
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