This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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