any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
