Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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