If i come over, it means nothing
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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