She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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