But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
found the other keg... it's in the tree
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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