Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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