shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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