All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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