I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
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