My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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