Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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