nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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