oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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