that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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