New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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