Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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