We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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