If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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