Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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