YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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