yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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