It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
We have started to decorate penises.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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