I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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