I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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