420 ftw
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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