I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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