Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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