I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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