Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
My vagina is officially offended.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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