Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize