I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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